I, of all people, have returned to Twitter.
Things are kind of crazy in a good way lately, as is what happens (apparently) when a person writes about sex a lot. According to the pros I have consulted (which is code for the people whose careers look exactly like my dream job), Twitter is a necessary next step.
Please know everything I believe about using Twitter to socialize still stands, and I wholeheartedly will commend you for it if instead of following me, you delete your account. (I like how you think I’m kidding.)
But if you’re gonna be on there anyway…