[Announcement] Now on Twitter.

It’s true.

I, of all people, have returned to Twitter.

Things are kind of crazy in a good way lately, as is what happens (apparently) when a person writes about sex a lot. According to the pros I have consulted (which is code for the people whose careers look exactly like my dream job), Twitter is a necessary next step.

Please know everything I believe about using Twitter to socialize still stands, and I wholeheartedly will commend you for it if instead of following me, you delete your account. (I like how you think I’m kidding.)

But if you’re gonna be on there anyway…



Please note: I reserve the right to delete comments that are offensive or off-topic.